Simple thoughts for the day

* Am dead. Will rise from grave tomorrow if accompanied by sufficient religious prayer. Bring crucifixes and holy water, as well as bean dip & Guiness.
* Tigger of Borg: Assimilating is what Tiggers do best. (dedicated to my friend Daetrin)
* Lime flies when you're having fun.
* If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
* My inner child is a sassy, obstruperous flirt, too.